“Jesus Christ, Rose! In the 35 years we been married and the 32 years I’ve been on the force Have I ever ONCE had to say “Not Tonight!!”?”

“Jesus Christ, Rose!  In the 35 years we been married and the 32 years I’ve been on the force Have I ever ONCE had to say “Not Tonight!!”?”

 

 

By Det. Manny McMahan

 

I’m sorry for being loud at you.

It’s, I don’t know...

…..after the day I’ve had….

First off my Gerd been doing a remake of “Rumble In the Bronx” since 3:30 am, then when I get up for Alka-Seltzer and some ‘cuzzi-time, I find two fucking condoms in the hot tub filter!…..ugh just the thought of your sister gettin drilled in OUR special soakin sp…..pffft! (Burp, burp) GERD’S BACK!!

 

(Deep breathe)

 

Look honey, I’m sorry.  I don’t give a shit about all that stuff…

 

...something...really nuts is happening downtown. I don’t wanna scare you, Jesus….I don’t really even know exactly how to talk about it....

 

You ever seen that movie “Weekend at Bernie’s”?

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