Is She Cheating On YOU with THE SECRET SERVICE?!?!

Yes my friend, she is;


Does she tap her ear after sex and start speaking softly in Russian?


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Does she say things like; "I AM NOT CHEATING YOU WITH THE SECRET SERVICE."?


 @timstesseract

@timstesseract

Are elements of her secret diary now redacted?


Is your codename "Cuckold"?


Does she have a new earpiece on that you do not recall giving her?


Is her tactical pantsuit crotchless?

Timothy Pizza