Is She CHEATING on you with BLACKMAIL?

Are all of your magazines cut up suspiciously?


Does your printer seem to constantly run out of ink?

When you see what this man found in his vagina you'll never eat gum again

Does she get herself off watching the movie Ransom?

When you see this one simple trick she used to build a miniature version of the set of 1998’s Sphere, you’ll quit your job forever.

You walk in on her fucking charcoal covered envelopes

Did you find advanced distance photography equipment in the closet?

NASA sent this monkey to space, you won't believe what came back.

You walk in and say, Sue-Anne, are you cheating on me with blackmail and she is holding up a severed head but it's your head. You feel your head and it is gone. You are dead.

Timothy Pizza