Is She Cheating on YOU with JESUS?!?!?

  @JamesLuzbetak

 @JamesLuzbetak

Is she always getting gifts of wine in water bottles?


  @JamesLuzbetak

 @JamesLuzbetak

When she is praying before bed, does she ask Jesus to come?


  @JamesLuzbetak

 @JamesLuzbetak

Is your virgin girlfriend pregnant again?!?


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Is she suddenly interested in the New Testament?


  @JamesLuzbetak

 @JamesLuzbetak

Did she recently buy a sexy Roman Soldier costume complete with a spear and sponge


 @scotmakingcents

@scotmakingcents

Does she have a Jesus fish affixed to her back pocket?


 @scotmakingcents

@scotmakingcents

If the Lord is everywhere, is he inside your gf rn?


 @timstesseract

@timstesseract

Do your genitals gain site after oral?


 @minhdzuy

@minhdzuy

You find SOMEONE ELSE'S THORNS in her hair

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