Is She Cheating on YOU with JESUS?!?!?
Is she always getting gifts of wine in water bottles?
When she is praying before bed, does she ask Jesus to come?
Is your virgin girlfriend pregnant again?!?
Is she suddenly interested in the New Testament?
Did she recently buy a sexy Roman Soldier costume complete with a spear and sponge
Does she have a Jesus fish affixed to her back pocket?
If the Lord is everywhere, is he inside your gf rn?
Do your genitals gain site after oral?
You find SOMEONE ELSE'S THORNS in her hair