Dating a Banshee
Super Natural Dating Tips by Cristy Joy
This month’s focus is on the Banshee, also known as the Banshi or the Benshee.
You may think they’re just wailing women, but deep down inside, they have hearts of gold.
The best way to capture a Banshee’s love is to just show her a good time.
But make sure you are practical about it! Banshees don’t like show offs AT ALL!
No limo rides for these ladies. They want someone who is down-to-earth.
Not sure if you’re dating a Banshee? No problem! It’s really easy to tell.
Just look for the pale lady in the red robe with the long dark hair. Got it? Great!
Now once you find her, buy her a whiskey! That’s her favorite drink.
Then, maybe treat her to a show. Banshees have a major appreciation for the arts.
They especially love poetry, music, and the spoken word.
It’s a well known fact that a hipster coffee shop is like heaven for a Banshee babe.
Initially she may seem a bit polite and reserved. However, once she gets to know you and feels
comfortable, that’s when the party really starts!
The best thing about your Banshee babe, is that she has the power of telekinesis! That’s right!
Ever wanted to sit on a couch in the middle of the sky and overlook the ocean? No problem!
Once you win her heart, you two will be living the high life together!
Cristy Joy's comedy career began after improvising a bit with Tom Green on his talk show. During this time, she was honing her skills in a sketch comedy group that rehearsed weekly & performed locally. Since then, Cristy Joy's done improv with Tim Heidecker, Nick Kroll, and has had numerous performances at he Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Her comedy dancing can be seen on Comedy Central's "White People Problems" and on FOX's "Weird Loners". Her freestyle dancing can be seen throughout Justin Timberlake's music video for "Can't Stop the Feeling". Cristy Joy's acting is featured prominently in the series premiere of Adult Swim's "Decker: Unclassified", as she is in the entire 2nd half of the episode.
Cristy Joy has been studying & performing improv regularly for over 3 years. She is currently on a house team for the iO Comedy Network. Cristy Joy is also a freelance comedy idea pitcher for Funny or Die. She posts show updates on her Twitter account: cristyjoy and in her blog at cristyjoy.