Dating Robby the Robot

(Before we continue with our regularly scheduled article, I would like to make note that on planet Altair IV, the calendars work a little bit differently. Actually, part of the reason why it’s known as the “Forbidden Planet”, is because it has a February 29th on its calendar. What may seem like a minuscule fact completely alters time/space reality. But that is just a fraction of the mystery behind this Sector 9 planet in the Altair system...)

This month’s focus is on Robby the Robot.
Now on first glance, he might seem like somewhat of a square, as they call it.
However, that couldn’t be further from the truth!
Yes, he follows orders from his master. But hey, everyone’s gotta have a day job, amiright?!
But I kid you not, Robby the Robot is a PARTY ANIMAL.
The secret to his heart is a nice bottle of whiskey. After the hard work he does, following and obeying orders, all he wants to do is just let loose!

So just show up with a drink, and toast yourselves into loving bliss.
But that’s just the first step.

Don’t worry, there’s only one more, and it’s super simple!
You’ve got to turn into a loving sleuth! How do you do that?
Well, just make sure you ask him these 3 questions:

  1. How do you feel about life?

  2. Is there anything you would like right now?

  3. Can I create something for you?

That’s it!
He’s so used to having orders barked at him all day long, that by simply flipping the switch, you’ll bait & sink his exotic robotic love!

You can ask these questions all at once, or if you want to tantalize and tease Robby for a little bit longer, you can spread them throughout the evening.
For Robby, hearing these questions is like bringing honey to the bee.
You won’t need to OIL HIS CAN, if you know what I mean! Winky winky!

Don’t worry about having to create anything for him or to bring him anything. He honestly won’t even have an answer to these questions. He will just LOVE hearing them and he will LOVE you for saying them. Cheers to that! 

Cristy Joy