Intro to Bare-Exoskeleton Contessa


The Bare-Exoskeleton Contessa

Thomas Bridgman
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Last month I used the occurrence of my three thousandth year suffering-day to host one of my favorite celebratorture ritual parties...

oooooh, you guessed it*, BORG-COSPLAY-MUSICAL ORGY-MURDER-BANQUETTETM!!!! *what are ya some kinda bene gesserit truthsayer ; p

I shall feel agonizing needles p iercing every surface of my pulpy flesh until I get to share all my tips and treats to help you throw your own BCMOMB*.

*this information available for your synaptic retrieval upon my impending sequential deadline! :sub-sec. datum report__bday__borgfuckfest__bloodbutts__terror__party